Whats a good facebook status/ statuses?

my friends always have heaps good facebook statuses that get liike 30+ likes and they obviously didnt make them up e.g. i'm sorry honey, but unlike you, i'm not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn. I'm more of a casino, where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot! got 50 likes. where do they find these statuses? got any good ideas for ones that people can relate to? kaythanks.