My crush acted rude to me yesterday from what he said...?

Though he's your crush, face it: you'll never be happy with him. Since you don't talk nasty like him and since he's the type to disrespect you (for you deserve to be treated infinitely better than how he treats you, whether he's kidding or not), may I suggest? Next time he talks or texts you, politely tell him "I'm sorry, but you're not my type. I have to go now.". Then walk away without turning around. He should feel embarrassed or humiliated and eventually apologize and will promise you never to be rude to you again